HEY!! LOOK I HAVE A WEB PAGE!!!!

watch out for puddles of drool .. i have a feeling amor has been here lately ..a nd she tends to leak a little. .*ducks from the oncoming barrage of spittle !*

updated!!

got your attention? ..* mond .. well teusday now .. 10/20/98 (3:00 am)* ..

hmm started to put up some poetry .. so send me stuff if you want it up .. and a short beginning toa short story i'm writing ...

the links below ..umm .. under artsy things ...ummm .. nothing much else ..preparing for the juliana hatfield show wensday ..and mebbe if i make it to it .. theres a show tonight .. melt bananna .. an all girl grindcore band from japan .. i may check it out ...dunno ...hmmm ... wish i still ahd my pictures scanned ... i might do that tomarrow too .. if i can get dj's scanner *scheme :P* well it's reainya nd dark outside for all you's guys who dotn ahev windows .. or are introverts like i am ..a nd dont like sun .. well i like sun .. and i'm not really introverted .. but i really dotn ahev reason to go out .. all my days events ..*other than work * are locked up in my little square headed girlfriend * pats monitor affectonately* hmm ok well i'lls ee you guys later ..

jeramy = out

thursday october 15 1998 (3 45 am)

hy you know what // it's been like .. hmm about 5 months sience i've updated this! *laugh* .. and it seems that a few people have been here! .. wow! .. well sience .. i dont have a life ..*and apparently i dotn have typing or spelling skills either! -=llaugh=- i think i'll actually update and upkeep this webpage! ...

well LOTS happened seince the last time i saw this edit box .. hmm lets see .. i've undergone some mental change .. learned alot about life .. myself .. friends .. well life in general .. you all know what i mean ... but now it's ok .. it's been a year seince .. well .. seince what happened a year ago .. hmm almost i guess i cant say it's been a year yet cause it hasnt .. *some of you are probably like not getting this part .. but if you want the full story you'll have to email me .. and you'll get a long ..LONG whiny email .. something i dont think's appropriate for this page ... so i wont put it here! .. neway .. i live i the big city now! *cheer* and i'm fully indipendant*wheee!* and i've sucked one of my friends up here with me! .. out of the evil inbred clutches of the p[lace we like to refer to as ,... dunn .. aka .. hellhole aka .. the evil spot .. aka crakville .. you all tknow the palce .. or if you know me you know i dont like it ...*laugh* i'm slowly but surely placing the tricky jenga peices of life together to build my own pedistal on which to sit and oversee the future .. but havent quite got it yet .. i work 2 jobs .. one as a barista *that means i make espresso .. not that i'm a male stripper! -=laugh=-* at the new world music cafe .. and i'm still doing the lab rat thing. ..i'm starting school *finally* sometime very soon .. mebbe even next semester ... i have a awesome house .. with 2 great roomates ..*you should stop by sometime .. just dont try to move in .. we've had a problem with that lately!* i've all but decided to play lasertag again .. and i think i'll start tomarrow .. i'm single*as always* and on the eternal quest for my soulmate* who has to be out there .. i figure out of 3 billion people .. there has to be at LEAST 40 million beautiful girls .. and out of that 40 million there are at least2 million who are single .. and out of that 2 million there are at LEAST 300 who are nice girls and out of those 300 nice single girls ... i calculate that ther will be at elast 20 that are desperate ..perhaps their parents wouldent let them date or leave their rooms or something .. but they are desperate .. and out of those 20 beautiful nice sweet desperate girls there are at least 5 that are sooo desperate .. that they would accept a date with yours truely ...wether out of pity or utter lonliness they will go out with me .. and out of those 5 i should be able to sweep one of them off ther feet *or vice versa* and she'll fall madly in love with me*and never think about cheating!!!!* and all will be happily ever after after ...*sigh* that will be great .. the onl;y problem is weeding 5 females out of 4 billion people!!!!!!*laugh* but listen to me go on and on and on and on and on .. ok ok i'll stop ... neway .. hopefully there will be cool stuff here to look at .. i'll try to get updated pictures of me .. and mebbe my house .. or my new CRX!!!! or my kitty sabrina or whatever ..

neway .. sign the guestbook .. email me .. or anything else .. *the link to email works now .. *and have a great day!

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BUT DONT EXPECT ALLA THEESE THINGS TO BE HERE ALREADY! in fact all i have is the beginning story to brians dragonlance campaign... and some pics and stuff .. but if you keep coming back* i'm sure you will* you'll find outwhat's going on in me life and our fantasy lives and other various things .. like the fact that i dont really want to work tomarrow .. but i really need the money:") see you diddnt need to know that .. but itold you nyway diddnt i L::")

here sign the damn guestbook already!!!* laugh*}

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